Thursday, May 24, 2007

Poopies!

So, there's this baby poop story contest going on here
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So, Here's my story!

When Little Dude was a couple of months old he officially made me a mother. I had been a mother for more than 2 years, but he made it official. He'd been battling a diaper rash. None of the creams on the market were helping much, and it wasn't yeast. So, knowing about all the healing properties that breastmilk holds, I decided to put this on his bottom. It went very well...it helped his bottom a lot, he healed very quickly. One diaper change I leaned over him to squirt the milk on his bum, straight from the tap.

Then it happened.

It...

the poop.

Any mother will tell you that a newborn has this amazing ability to projectile poop. And that's what he did.

All...



Over....



My...



BOOB!!! That's right...runny, seedy, mustard colored baby breastfed poop all over my breast!!!! Yea...that diaper changed ended very quickly, culminating in my jumping into the shower.

I managed to get a shower that day at least....

3 comments:

Guinevere Meadow said...

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Your poop story is grosser than mine. Ew.

Qtpies7 said...

LOL Ok, I have some nasty, gross stories, but that is hysterical!
I use breast milk for ear infections and pink eye, I hadn't though of using it for diaper rash! Great idea!

Janie Hickok Siess, Esq. said...

Yet another reason I'm glad I could never breastfeed. :-)

My story is here: http://www.jhsiess.com