The wisdom of the farmer.....
I thought this might make for a good laugh. Thank you hubby!
Don't Drink the Water
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking
population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking
from his pond, with his hand.
The farmer shouts: 'Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have
[crapped] in it.')
The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning
for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more